Getting Here
The best way to get to Cockaigne is to take off all your clothes, lie down in a darkened room, close your eyes. Let your mind drift and you will find your way to Cockaigne. But remember to obey the rules while you’re visiting, I’d hate for you to receive punishment unless that is what you are here for.

Travel From Suddene
Visiting from the nearest town, Suddene is simple. The Cockaigne Express links the two towns, and will drop you off in the town centre. The service is popular with workers who live in Suddene and also the young who want to experience what this special place is like.

Getting Around
Once you are in Cockaigne we have a regular bus service that serves all the main residential, shopping and industrial areas of the town. All our busses are cashless so you will need a ‘Cockcard’ which can be obtained and loaded with funds at several outlets in the town.

Local Taxis
Cockaigne Cabs is a local company that services all of Cockaigne. No need to book in advance, just hail one and tell the driver where you want to go. All their drivers a friendly and willing to help with your luggage or shopping. And don;t be surprised if some of the drivers are naked, especially in the summer months.