Getting Here
The best way to get to Cockaigne is to take off all your clothes, lie down in a darkened room, close your eyes. Let your mind drift and you will find your way to Cockaigne. But remember to obey the rules while you’re visiting, I’d hate for you to receive punishment unless that is what you are here for.

Getting Around
Once you are in Cockaigne we have a regular bus service that serves all the main residential, shopping and industrial areas of the town. All our busses are cashless so you will need a ‘Cockcard’ which can be obtained and loaded with funds at several outlets in the town.